First thing you do after sex?

Posted By Jane on December 1, 1999

Q. What is the first thing you do after you have sex?
- Erin Cocozzo

A. It depends on where I have sex and what time of day. If it’s outside in January, I’d put my clothes back on. If it were on the beach, I’d take a swim. If I were on top of a bridge, I’d enjoy the view. If I were videotaping it, I’d hit STOP recording. If I were in a bondage situation, I’d demand to be unbound or free my partner(s). If I were at a busy restaurant in the evening, I’d come out from under the table. If I were a guest at someone’s house (other than my lover’s), I’d make the bed and make it seem like I was never in that room. If I were at an orgy and had a good time, I’d ask people for their names… if not I’d anonomously slink away. If I were at home, I’d either eat a snack or go to sleep. The list goes on and on. In general though- the very very first thing I do is thank the universe for letting me have a body that is capable of such divine pleasures and letting me experience the wonder of love in my life. Being human can be fun!


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